This morning started off like many others. I woke up around 7, but instead of getting up, I stayed in bed, drifted back to sleep, and didn’t wake up again until 10. I’m exhausted. I’m in pain. I have zero motivation. I still did my usual routine, but at a lot slower pace. By noon, I’d already gotten three calls from the hospital: appointment reminders, test results, the usual chaos. So yeah… let’s talk about burnout.

I’ve been on this cancer rollercoaster for 9½ years. At first, it was all-consuming: chemo, surgeries, radiation. Then came the routine check-ups every few months, blood work, meds. For five years, I found a rhythm. It was manageable. But now? The saga of stage IV has entered the chat. Infusions every few months? Fine. But blood draws every two weeks, tumor markers, scans on repeat… it never ends. It’s not just oncology, it’s cardiology, primary care, and starting Monday, radiology. Because why not? Let’s collect the whole set.

I’m tired, truly. I want one full day without thinking about cancer, doctors, or my body. I want to wake up energized and just live. I want to go to parties. I want to sip wine or a gin & tonic and not think twice. I want to eat whatever the hell I want without guilt or consequence. And now that brings me to my next complaint…

I have no vices left. None. Nada. Zip. I’ve used them all up. Food was the last one standing. But nope—not anymore. I got my labs back this week (more bloodwork—yay, I’m starting to look like I’m chasing veins for fun), and the verdict is in: pre-diabetic and high cholesterol. Surprise!

Here’s the kicker: my cholesterol has always run a bit high. And let’s not forget the meds—especially that delightful demon pill Anastrozole (Arimidex). That little monster has been wreaking havoc for years. Every side effect I have—joint pain, anxiety, sleep issues, dizziness, and it raises glucose levels and cholesterol. But here we are doing brain scans, heart checks, and enough testing to make a lab rat nervous. I get it, new hospital, new protocols. But I told them from day one: this med is the root of most of it.

So now I face the choice: do I go through the exhausting process of switching medications and managing new side effects? Or do I stay with the devil I know?

As if that decision weren’t fun enough, I’ve also officially been told (again) to eat a plant-based diet, load up on greens, exercise, and skip all my favorite indulgences. You want dessert? Have fruit. Want a treat? Try dark chocolate. Listen… I love tiramisu. And before anyone starts with “just a little in moderation,” let me stop you right there. That’s not me. I’m not a moderation kind of person. I’m cake-all-in or not at all. If I take one bite, the cake’s gone. So I’m better off just cutting it out entirely. I know this about myself.

The anti-inflammatory plan sounds reasonable: a protein, a whole grain, and a fruit or vegetable at every meal. Healthy fats. Fruit for snacks. I even did it for a solid week! Then came pizza night, and well… you know how that goes.

The truth is, I’m throwing a full-on tantrum today. A stomping-my-foot, arms-crossed, world-is-unfair kind of day. I’m an only child, damn it—I’m used to getting what I want! And now I have to change everything again, when I’ve finally settled into what I like and what I can tolerate? Honestly, it sucks. And yes, some people in my family were right, and I hate that too.

So today? It’s “feel sorry for me” day. It’s “this is all bullshit” day. And I’m letting myself sit in it.

Tomorrow, I’ll get back up like I always do. I’ll deal with the doctors, the diet, the scans, the side effects. But today… I’m clocking out. This is my way of stepping back so I can keep going.